1. Men are like ...Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out
of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less
firm they are.
3. Men are like .....Weather . Nothing can be done to
change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not
quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .. Commercials ....... You can't believe a word
they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always
1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo
long to mature.
9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign
of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are
handicapped.
